Hilarious Interpretation of 12 Zodiac Signs - See Yours!

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Aries (March 21- April 19)

You’re so lucky today my dear because you will buy the most beautiful dress you wanted. But oops! Ops! Ops! Be careful, there’s a friend of yours who want to steal it. But don’t worry; he/she will give it back.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)

Oh my God! You will depress all day because of your love life problem. Your wrinkles will appear around your eyes, so don’t forget to put your make up.

Gemini (May 20- June 20)

You meet new acquaintances and new friends every day. Of course! You will communicate, don’t be choosy. But make sure that you brush your teeth daily and watch your mouth because you don’t know if your friend is well wet with your saliva.

Cancer (June 21- July 22)

You’ll become a superstar and very popular. Many wills insecure to you. Oh! Don’t mind them. They’ll just think that you are a pusher.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

Don’t say you will die once you left by your girlfriend or your boyfriend. Just inhale and exhale, inhale and exhale, that’s what we called breathing, for sure you will not die. OMG! Use your mind.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

You’re moody today. There’s a time you’re laughing and crying. Gosh! If you can’t control it, you’ll lead to mental check-up. Go, my dear! Fight for it.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22)

More blessings will come to you. Don’t forget to share. Remember, sharing is good. And especially you’ll become brighter than what you wanted. Keep on practicing. But nobody’s perfect. So why practice?

Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 31)

You’ve been looking for someone to solve your problem. Unfortunately, no one tried to help you and because of that, you’ll think to have a suicide. Gosh! You’re so selfish, don’t you want to call a friend? Remember, it’s so boring if you are alone.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec.21)

You will do a wrong action to your boyfriend/girlfriend that lead to a break-up. In order to avoid that, tie up your whole body, don’t move, but don’t forget to take a breath, don’t talk and calm down yourself. Go, my friend! You can do it.

Capricorn (Dec.22- Jan. 19)

Your wish will come true and you’ll become successful in your business today. But wait! OMG! Strong typhoon will hit your place. Sorry, wait for the next day.

Aquarius (Jan.20- Feb.18)

You will cry out loud today so your breath will pollute the air because the most important person to you will leave you. Gosh! Don’t be you OA. He/she will just go to the market to buy a grocery.

Pisces (Feb. 19- March 20) 

Wow! This day is your most embarrassing moment. You unconsciously show your own true personality that will lead people to you that are a joy. Oh man! Just keep it a secret, or else they will crown you as new Ms. Golden Gay.